Russell Wilson will at some point run backward.
Peyton Manning will at some point throw forward.
Knowshon Moreno will rip off a run just as beastly as Marshawn Lynch…but only Lynch will be called a beast.
Marshawn Lynch will be discussed as someone who doesn’t like to talk.
Marshawn Lynch and Skittles will be discussed…together.
Fox’s Erin Andrews will interview Richard Sherman. Fox’s Pam Oliver will interview her own hair.
Eric Decker and Julius Thomas will each drop one pass each should have caught.
You will see the Manning family while Fox’s Joe Buck and Troy Aikman openly ponder Peyton’s retirement plan.
You will see Commissioner Roger Goodell while you openly pray for his retirement. He will be sitting outside bravely facing the elements.
Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers will look out of their element.
You will see many robots and cartoon characters…the game is after all being televised by Fox. You will easily mistake Fox’s pre and post-game analysts for cartoon characters as well.
Fox will promote “The Following” so many times you’ll seriously consider becoming a serial killer yourself.